Sticks and Stones....but words will never hurt me.

buzzfeed:

He’s like some kind of mood ring.

(via puddle-jumper)

Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice

Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win

Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me

I miss you!!

Mom Molloy,
I miss you and love you so so so very much. You have disappeared and I would like you to come back. I owe you something special for your birthday…once I go to the bank. But pretty much your Little Duck misses you. 3

First place!!!! Way to go Firecrackers!!!! Undefeated 6-0!!!!

First place!!!! Way to go Firecrackers!!!! Undefeated 6-0!!!!

NSA states second place!!!! Way to go Worth Firecrakers!!!

NSA states second place!!!! Way to go Worth Firecrakers!!!